Osnovna šola Antona Ingoliča Spodnja Polskava

Project Web address: http://iearn.org/circles/2009session2/index.htm

JOKES

CLASSROOM JOKES

Teacher: »Jane, name seven animals that live in America.«

Jane: » A Giraffe and six elephants!«

Teacher: » Did your sister help you with the homework?

Student: » No, she did all of it.«

DOCTOR JOKES

Mrs. Jones: » Doctor, when my hand is out of the plaster, will I be able to play the piano?«

Doctor.: » Yes, Mrs. Jones.«

Mrs. Jones: » Oh, goody! I could never play before.«

Patient: »Doctor, I've swallowed a pencil. What should I do?«

Doctor: » Use a pen.«

FAMILY JOKES

Son: »Dad, where is Algeria?«

Dad: »Ask your Mum. She puts everything away in the house.«

»So, You want to be my son-in-law, don't you?«

»Not really. But if I want to marry your daughter, I don't have much choice, do I?«

RESTAURANT JOKES

»Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!«

»It's OK, Madam. It's dead.«

»Waiter, what's this fly doing on my ice cream?«

»I think it's learning to ski, sir.«

POLICEMAN JOKES

A policeman is sitting in the park when his friend comes and asks him : »What are you doing? Sitting and thinking?«

 Policeman: »Noo.. I’m just sitting.«

Have a nice day!                                                                                        Class 8A

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